Jennings, Paula Nancy Millstone : Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, Earth, was (before the destruction of the Earth) known as writer of the worst poetry in the Universe. She only just barely beat out the Azgoths of Kria and the Vogons for this honor.
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It is the worst poetry ever!
Here is an example of her work:
“The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time.
And sank into the pool’s mire.
They also smelt a great deal.”
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Paul Neil Milne Johnstone is the actual poet Adams originally insulted, but after some higher up’s dissaproval the name was forever changed to Paula Nacy Millsone Jennings. And if Brianna Ocampo had any real brains she would’ve actually checked the poet’s name on the poem she qouted, although the poem itself was the one Adams showed his appaul for.