Witness, Jehovahs
Filed by Aine MacDermot
Witness, Jehovah’s : Of the Jehovah’s Witnesses, we only have one first hand account in our database, that of one Juhunn Burkeburk, the last known survivor of the country formerly known as Sweden. When asked what a Jehovah’s Witness was, he replied:
“Vhet is a Jehufeh’s Veetness?? One-a vhu cun geefe-a a fursthund eccuoont ooff sumetheeng seee, heerd, oor ixpereeenced: a veetness tu zee ecceedent. Um de hur de hur de hur. Oone-a vhu foorneeshes ifeedence-a. Oone-a vhu poobleecly effffurms releegiuoos feeet. Veetness… veetness… A member ooff zee Jehufeh’s Veetnesses! Um gesh dee bork, bork!”
We’re still running that through our translators.
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