Category Archives: HHG-J

Jennings, Paula Nancy Millstone : Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, Earth, was (before the destruction of the Earth) known as writer of the worst poetry in the Universe. She only just barely beat out the Azgoths of Kria and the Vogons for this honor. Continue reading →

Jeltz, Prostetnic Vogont : Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is the captain of a Vogon Constructor vessel, which in turn is part of the Vogon Constructor Fleet which destroyed the Earth to make way for the new hyperspace bypass. Continue reading →

Jatravartids : The Jatravartid People of Viltvodle Six firmly believe that the entire universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called The Great Green Arkleseizure. Continue reading →

Janx Spirit : Janx Spirit is a rather potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta. Continue reading →